Well I would rather Bellerin be out trying to pick up a couple of anorexic models to shag than Iwobi being at drugs party before an important game.

Wilshire . Your having a f...en laugh

I suggest the vet practices on you first so there are no mistakes.

Pretty good day to find some urgent project away from the house

That's a bit harsh ... I'd suggest doing it himself at home https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNbmHF2Cftc

[ 1 ] less stress on the dog ..familiar surroundings etc
[ 2 ] educational for Max and his sister [ what is her name by the way ... Conchita ..Popsical , Clarabell ]
[ 3 ] and what a wonderful conversational piece over wine , nibbles and hor d'oeuvres with Dame Helen , Annabel Wallace and Thandie Newton at the next TV get together .

OMOH, what is it that you found so wrong or snoozeworthy about my post? The one you put lots of Z's against. Do you not think Wenger enjoys control? Do you not think if he joined the board he would want a big say on who gets the job? Then, do you not think he would try and influence his successor?

I meant great as in 'very good', not as in 'one of the greats'. Obviously not comparing him to Adams or Campbell, but his best seasons more than matches anything that players like Sagna and Clichy gave us. Think some of our players get underrated because we often suck as a team.

For Oz viewers the arsenal Chelsea game will be on Foxtel tomorrow morning. I think 514 on my package. Watched the Bristol city man city game - Bristol really tried hard and could have got a draw

I for one can assure I am in no way interested in viewing your package !

I can promise you there are no surprises in the package. You would not bother posting any photos of it on the internet.

VAR just used in the Wellington v Melbourne Victory to upgrade a yellow to a red card for a last man foul.

Then we just saw a total mess with the VAR about an offside

Reports saying the fee for Sanchez is £20m. What an absolute mess we have made of this. Has Sanchez been worth £40m for his contribution this season? Because that is what we’ve written off by pulling out of the £60m offer in the summer.

In transfer windows past I thought arsenal had reached a new low. The summer after the 8-2 Man U springs to mind. Also the season we decided all the squad needed to be champions was a gk. however, the window just gone tops them all I think. So much was staring arsenal and wenger in the face for what had to be done, and he failed in almost every aspect.

I get the point that it doesn’t matter who we sign if Wenger is still the boss nothing will change. But transfers give fans some excitement and no matter what wenger does to the team, replacing a donkey of a CB with a much better one would improve the team.

I’m encouraged by talk of a clear out, coq out for £10-12m, a few prem clubs wanting Walcott....both good sales. Elneny, Chambers, debuchy all need to go. Simply replace those 5 who are first team
Players but have contributed very little this season both in minutes and quality, and the squad is stronger.

Much more traditional.

I dimly remember there is a Kiwi fille in among all the various Granty and Kurty boys there god help her.

What's she called - Mitchell? Swarfega?

I get the missus to do mine.

Any road, nice to talk to somebody from a more manly part of t'world where fools are not suffered gladly and jokes are frowned on unless it involves a bit of non-PC "fancy dress" and a bonfire. (My home town of Eckythump is twinned with Mungallala).

Two London teams in t'cup tonight - tricky one for northern refs he might have to even up the cards a bit.

No doubt yon Lomekian will be on screaming like a tart in a toaster.

It's a pity the club has gone so PC because I am pretty sure that Iwobi would not go to any more drug parties the night of a game if we applied a good old fashioned discipline. Something like this

AW 'Well Alex I understand that you are shown in he newspaper to have attended a drugs party the night before a game. Rather than fine you an amount of money that would hardly be noticed missing from your weekly pay we will impose another deterrent penalty that is not negotiable.'
Iwobi 'Look boss it was all a misunderstanding. That was a sherbet party and the white powder was a lolly. '
AW 'You know how the press blow these things out of proportion. To protect the reputation of the club we must take steps to make sure that drugs are not involved. This may mean we have to conduct searches of you to make sure that you don't have possession of drugs.'
Iwobi: 'No problem you can look in my bag and things starting tomorrow. '
AW: 'I am glad you have agreed and yes we can start tomorrow if you would prefer. Let me introduce you to Irena from Russia who used to work for the KGB.'
Iwobi looks up with surprise and notices a large overweight Russian woman enter the room.
AW: 'Irena will be conducting internal searches for drugs for the next 2 months. ' All Iwoba hears before fainting is the sound of an extra large pair of gloves being stretched over Irenas chubby fingers.

"Tha wants jam on it"

Instructions from buying club to rest him?

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/arsenal-injury ... ks-1654526

Matt Law just tweeted ...

Sums up Wenger’s strange management that Iwobi gets caught partying but is set to play for Arsenal against Chelsea tonight - some punishment, that.



Microcosm of the last decade under Wenger

Looks that way I mean he misses very difficult matchs up north and didn't play at the weekend. He's clearly micro managing what games he's playing in.

Chelsea put out a decent side tonight and we are liable to get hammered

Some info on mooted target, Pavon. It's probably bollocks but some good goals in there regardless.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R--dAgjgrUI[/youtube]

Cristian Pavón ● Goals & Skills ● 2016/17

In 2017, he was selected to the Argentina national team for friendlies against Russia and Nigeria. He had an impressive debut against Russia, assisting Sergio Aguero on the only goal of the game. He made another assist for Aguero to score against Nigeria that ultimately ended in a 4-2 loss.

Indeed. Selling dross and replacing them with quality players. What a novel idea. Arsene?

Hopefully it's a sign of the power drain away from him. Either that, or someone's whacked him over the head.

Surge of Ancelloti rumours...

There'll be no forgiving the mad professor if he plays a weak team tonight.

This is a semi final of a cup he has never won, anything short of a strong first team will be unforgivable.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Timing of this Ancellotti stuff is interesting.

The standard seem to have ran the "exclusive" and it's the day of a semi final where we are probably going to take a complete hammering with Wenger likely to get both barrels if it goes wrong. Timing just seems very weird.

Wether he would be the right choice is another question.

Not sure I can even remember any rumours about new managers for Arsenal. I think the only ones I've seen are rumours about who might replace Wenger when he decides to step aside.

We're in the end game it's obvious. Too many big media outlets reporting this. A hammering tonight and we might see the pace pick up even more...

In any case the tanks are moving. This is the last season I am sure of it.

Not really sure about Carlos Ancelotti, though at this point I would obviously not be against it. He’s been at a lot of big clubs and won a lot of trophies, but most of those teams were pretty much set when he arrived. His best period for me was with Milan when they reached the Champions League final three times in five seasons (and should’ve won all three). That team was largely built by Ancelotti as well.

Judging by the job he did at Bayern Munich, I wouldn't be thrilled if Ancelotti came to Arsenal. The only reason I wouldn't be against it is he isn't Wenger, which is the same reason I wouldn't be against anyone.

Owen Coyle?

Anyone, even my wife's auntie who knows next to nothing about football.

Reminds me of my last doctors visit. After the prostate exam the doctor left the room.
Then the nurse walked in and says "Who was that ? "

Wenger moves upstairs and Mourinho becomes manager. That would be the greatest comedy show on earth and would top trumps presidency in terms of hysterical turmoil

But actually my first choice wouldn't be Ancellotti. I would go for a younger hungrier type Allegri, Vieira or Simeone would be a dream and absolutely what's required. Somebody who kicks every ball

Told you yesterday, he's back at Chelsea in the summer, lump on.

What makes you so sure of that Parkerknoll?

Lump on?

Although a great player, I'd prefer someone more experienced than Vieira to take over. He'd be a bit of a punt - although if it's him or Wenger, I'd take him.