WTF in Scotland?

Terrifyingly encouraging exit polls.

May is toast. Sturgeon is damaged. Jezza is the coming man.

Looks like we'll be doing all this again quite soon.

Doesn't help with the shitpool of Brexit; quite the reverse in many ways.

Corbyn's number 2.

NO TO INDEPENDENCE. *%^@** cowards.

Prop ye up for a wee border poll, Jezza....
Let's hope that tory figure drops so they can't rely on Arlene, though a one seat majority would never work

It looks like that moment has passed. Hopefully get a Labour revival in Scotland. Put those 30 seats back on and we're in...

That *%^@ Gove thinks they'll get a majority of 20

DUP have only 1 issue regardless of what they try to make us believe. If it comes to it this result could be a disaster for the north.

MP for Uxbridge.

Got to feel sorry for the English folk now. No partners left in Europe except the jocks. Come on over lads, there's plenty of room for yis in the likes ofSligo and Leitrim. You can build a few roads up there, the European Union will pay for them.

Yes, that would be a disaster.

Interesting times indeed .....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH01FhqMdc8

But if the Tories gained in Scotland they must have dropped drastically in England.

It's so weird.

I still think the Tories will get a majority as per last time when exit poll said hung parliament.

But it gives terrifyingly enormous power to DUP.

And small majority or not that's May *%^@**.

Jeffrey Donaldson the *%^@ looking chirpy.

Really? Was he not mayor of London until recently? I didn't realise you could be both .

Donaldson you *%^@. Strengthen the union me hole.

Maybe resurrect the 1960s scheme where the English could travel to NZ or Australia for the princely sum of ten pounds .

There was an overlap but now he is the MP for Uxbridge, and indeed a cabinet minister. In case you don't know Uxbridge is in West London in the Borough of Hillingdon. It's where Brunel University is.

EDIT: I just looked it up. The seat's formal name is Uxbridge and South Ruislip.

Given your track record for getting every prediction totally wrong wouldn't it be better to champion a Labour win , then your 'kiss of death' would guarantee a win for the one you really wanted to triumph....?

Thanks. I know where Uxbridge is, I know London pretty well tbf. A safe seati take it?

Owen Coyle for PM.

I wouldn't write anything off yet. I predicted (like most) a substantial Tory majority.

But I will be beyond delighted to be wrong.

Sunderland and Newcastle dampening the mood a bit though.

Ha ha says the man who must be smarting a bit after his orange man crush took a bit of a hit today.

Yes it is.

Dimbleby taking the piss out of the welsh there.

Don't know what to make of the Newcastle and Sunderland results. But not good enough to make that exit poll come true. Still think it will be a Tory majority plus DUP.

It's the *%^@*** hope that kills.

That pollster guy is giving me the jitters.

It's all over the *%^@*** shop. Swing to the Tories in Sunderland and taking seats off the SNP in Scotland. Where are Labour doing well enough to pick up 30 odd seats?????

Getting depressed again.

Tell me what to think, Darren.

he could have cleaned up a bit.

Not gonna happen Daz. Stop tormenting yourself.

Calm down, it's 2 nil.

Wasn't the exit poll two years ago wrong? I thought it suggested a hung parliament and the Tories got an overall majority. I'm simply not sure how trustworthy they are. My own guess is that the Tories will have a slim overall majority, although it is a guess. I think the probable collapse in the UKIP vote is more likely to benefit the Tories than Labour.

But I stand by my earlier post. May's rather ruthless Party (towards getting rid of leaders it sees as an electoral liability) will see to it that this will be the one and only general election in which she'll be its leader. My guess is she'll be 'persuaded' to resign at some point before the next election and be formally applauded for being a fine Party leader while she was in charge, even though in reality she'll be forced out.

I'm not Darren however I'll suggest the polls wrong. It just doesn't make sense. I can't see how labour can pick up that volume of seats.

He's rambling away not making any sense.

Can't make my mind up on that one in the red dress. Close ups are a bit underwhelming.

Pritti Patel shouting her mouth off about may, her views are loathsome but she'd properly get it though.

The carrier pigeon just arrived in Australia and I hear we're signing a bloke named Thierry Henry.

Noticed this from twitter..."The most disappointing thing about the UK election is there wasn't even a hint of Russian interference. It's like we don't matter at all."

This is *%^@*** bonkers. Btw, I'm onto a second bottle of wine so haven't a clue what's going on apart from people being on stage in Wrexham. I think this is all good though!

She is lovely to look at but what a *%^@. I have a soft crush on Sophie Raworth, Mishal Hussain and even Kuensberg. She would be a cruel mistress

Bayern Munich prepared to make Alexis Sanchez their highest paid-player with £350,000-a-week offer

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/bayern-munich-prepared-make-alexis-10587172

Jesus

IF ...you are referring to the Comey testimony I couldn't give a toss , the way I see it Americans are a braindead race of people hell bent on starting World War 3 .

It doesn't matter who is in charge they would still walz around meddling in other countries affairs because they have the military muscle .