Amen to that.

Oh, I won't deny it. Until next week, when I possibly will.

Am consistent on Brexit though.

Comey was one bad mutha today

Like the way he approached that. Why can't we have people like that in the UK who work for public office.

I'd take Mahrez but NOT to replace Sanchez, if we have to replace him then we need Mahrez and someone else as good as him before we even start sorting out other areas, then we have new coaches?, new DOF?, so far nothing apart from a free transfer.. good luck selling those Emirates cup tickets.

Funny how some reference how well run a club Arsenal are when in reality a lot of it would appear rank amatuer. When are you reinventing yourself Arsene?.

Nothing apart from a free transfer and a world record bid for one of the most sought after players in the world.

I mean, I understand it doesn't really matter unless we actually sign someone come August. But you can't really imply nothing is happening on the transfer front so far.

Why should we care about unsuccessful bids?, also I'm sure that world record bid (if it actually happened) was in part financed on the basis of selling Sanchez afterwards, obviously the club were never going to sell him until ST renewals were in, we all know exactly how Stan Kroenke and Arsene Wenger operate by now.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD PLEASE PLEASE LET ME HAVE BEEN WRONG AND THAT POLL BE RIGHT.

Yessss!!

Because it gives us an idea about the clubs ambition for the upcoming transfer window.

Don't worry Theresa, the DUP are eager to serve.

Oh man. I don't really believe it. Think stories will do better than that but still...

OH MY GOD I ALMOST DID A SEX WEE IN MY PANTS

Please let this happen I will f%$*ng piss myself

Oh man. I don't really believe it. Think tories will do better than that but still...

Is Boris a sitting mp? He's not, right?

Polls have often been wrong. Time to calm down

Too right. Remember he booked that player twice in the World Cup. And don't get me started on that time he sent Parlour off against Newcastle.

Gerry might make an appearance :)

WTF in Scotland?

Terrifyingly encouraging exit polls.

May is toast. Sturgeon is damaged. Jezza is the coming man.

Looks like we'll be doing all this again quite soon.

Doesn't help with the shitpool of Brexit; quite the reverse in many ways.

Corbyn's number 2.

NO TO INDEPENDENCE. *%^@** cowards.

Prop ye up for a wee border poll, Jezza....
Let's hope that tory figure drops so they can't rely on Arlene, though a one seat majority would never work

It looks like that moment has passed. Hopefully get a Labour revival in Scotland. Put those 30 seats back on and we're in...

That *%^@ Gove thinks they'll get a majority of 20

DUP have only 1 issue regardless of what they try to make us believe. If it comes to it this result could be a disaster for the north.

MP for Uxbridge.

Got to feel sorry for the English folk now. No partners left in Europe except the jocks. Come on over lads, there's plenty of room for yis in the likes ofSligo and Leitrim. You can build a few roads up there, the European Union will pay for them.

Yes, that would be a disaster.

Interesting times indeed .....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH01FhqMdc8

But if the Tories gained in Scotland they must have dropped drastically in England.

It's so weird.

I still think the Tories will get a majority as per last time when exit poll said hung parliament.

But it gives terrifyingly enormous power to DUP.

And small majority or not that's May *%^@**.

Jeffrey Donaldson the *%^@ looking chirpy.

Really? Was he not mayor of London until recently? I didn't realise you could be both .

Donaldson you *%^@. Strengthen the union me hole.

Maybe resurrect the 1960s scheme where the English could travel to NZ or Australia for the princely sum of ten pounds .

There was an overlap but now he is the MP for Uxbridge, and indeed a cabinet minister. In case you don't know Uxbridge is in West London in the Borough of Hillingdon. It's where Brunel University is.

EDIT: I just looked it up. The seat's formal name is Uxbridge and South Ruislip.

Given your track record for getting every prediction totally wrong wouldn't it be better to champion a Labour win , then your 'kiss of death' would guarantee a win for the one you really wanted to triumph....?

Thanks. I know where Uxbridge is, I know London pretty well tbf. A safe seati take it?

Owen Coyle for PM.

I wouldn't write anything off yet. I predicted (like most) a substantial Tory majority.

But I will be beyond delighted to be wrong.

Sunderland and Newcastle dampening the mood a bit though.

Ha ha says the man who must be smarting a bit after his orange man crush took a bit of a hit today.

Yes it is.