Moss to Moyes " I've given you 2 breaks in the first half. So, cool It!"

As pathetic as his attitude perhaps?

Sprints can be done backwards to try and support your defence too, although obviously that’s not what you want.

One more lads come on

And West Ham score another. That’s two they’ve scored for us now.

Your completely right.

I wouldn’t want him running backwards at all

Game on now

Yes!!!!!!!!

If he booked Coufal for grabbing the ball expecting the foul then Bowen should be in the book as well.

Different team this half

What, even when we’re under the cosh as we were??

Henry would have.

Maybe they're feeling sorry for us ?

Weren't we interested in signing Dawson at some point but then decided he'd be a better asset playing for the other team ?

I take back what I said about Chambers ...

He’s been absolute shite as anyone with a pair of eyes could tell you. Now I’ve said that hopefully he can actually contribute something, a goal ideally.

The thing with us is we always seem to be thinking the best possible thing will happen when we’re in possession instead of thinking what’s the worst that can happen. We play the ball in to players and run past him and forget our marking, if that player loses the ball we’re all at sea. Good players are always thinking and making sure the back door is closed even when you’re pressing forward

Ah, is that what you meant when you predicted they'd score 6?

Surely it's time to bring on the energy of Smith-Rowe?

Ødegaard is a class player

I shall be more than happy if they score another for us.

More utter nonsense. Got away with that one fortunately.

I prefer it when our own players score our goals rather than outsourcing it to the opposition. However, I agree that now is not the time to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Ooer. We are living dangerously.

Excellent substitutions.

Oooer is one way of putting it

Definitely a game for the neutrals rather than the purists.

Get Martinelli on

Yiles! would also be apposite

And here he comes.

Lacaaaaaaaa!

Oh yes. Lacazette!!!

Presumably not a deflection this time.

Come on! No *%^@*** slip ups now

Woohoo - 3 - 3

Come on! 10 minutes to get a winner

About time. Aubameyang looks tired

Yes!!!

Lacazette!!!!!!

Woohoo is apt.

Oodegard has incredible energy

Why is one leg of Antonio’s shorts higher than the other??

3 points up for grabs in the next 2 minutes ....