I think your last post was getting onto the right track.

Blotto is the only way on such occasions.

Sod it!

I’ve been watching us lose since I started watching us. I’m still here.

No fear.

Just checked my ticket. Were in the ‘safe standing’ section.

Didn’t realise that when I booked. Interesting.

Seeing your post just made me check my ticket. So am I. Bugger!

Won’t make any difference Bern - this game is always a ‘stander’.

Lasagne Gate 2006 actually. Spurs v WHU. What a game that was. Spurs lost 2-1 while having 10 sick players. Arsenal 4th place.

I dont feel nervous but I've been constantly checking my watch to see how long until the game starts. And I've been cleaning the house non stop.

If you are seeking some comic relief then I’d recommend following the Rooney v vardey thing on the news or more preferably any of the news correspondents providing minute by minute updates on twitter. It’s *%^@*** hilarious

Never has such a bunch of lemons given so much laughter for no reason at all.


https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/ ... oqIEfm178w

Arsenal unchanged from the Leeds game. White on the bench

No Romero for spurs, probably their best defender

He's been very good lately. That back five they're playing is really shaky.

Was it a West Ham game when he walked off and left the stadium at half time?

Never mind that bollocks it’s starting

Calm down, calm down.

Now I'm nervous

Darren was right

This is like filling in your tax return whilst a doctor is giving you a Vasectomy at the same time.

Was that an alternative option? I choose that.

Good possession so far. Kinda.

When I went to the doctor, he told me I had to stop masturbating.

I said "What for ?"

He said "So I can examine you."

Spare Adrenaline, collection only. 10 buckets.

Holding is feeling that NLD energy

Son has the whole South Korean honesty thing going on but he’s a diving, injury feigning snidey prick. Holding gave him a kick though.

Well deserved yellow.

Tottenham penalty. *%^@

Gift

That’s the shittest softest pen I’ve ever seen. *%^@ me.

Honestly that’s weak to me

No !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just the start we didn't need. Now all the pressure is on us to go forward, and Tottenham can rely on the only gameplan they know - sitting back and hitting the opponent on the break.

Against the run of play.

Sigh. We’d been doing so well up until that gift.

Hit back quickly and the whole picture changes. This crowd go quiet as well

Cédric did not need to do that

When have we ever got a penalty like that

The ref even needed var for the red at the weekend

It was properly *%^@. In a game like this. They hadn’t had a sniff.

*%^@ decision

It’s weak. Very weak. Blokes a notorious diver

A bit clumsy from Cédric, but that is a very soft penalty

Holding sent off