It's going to be 17-0 if Everton carry on like this.

They are bloody rubbish.

You're meant to be overrunning our midfield and defence, guys, not giving Hoy the opportunity to load another list into his sarcasm blunderbuss.

Yes I did notice that he's one of your mob...Constantine or something. Not a northern name.

This is an absolute disaster.

Terrible performance should have been at least 7-0 and AW always holds back in the second half. Wouldn't be surprised if he pulls the new boys.

Good chance to get Lacazette scoring again

The new Arsenal in display, awesome movement

You've been infiltrated, lad. The lino is Constantine Hatzidakis. I think he's bubblechris' nephew.

Worse defence than Arsenal shocker

Stick to needling other forummers.

Even Iwobi is looking dangerous against this shower of shite. Flash backs to Gus looking at Mangala.

Nice to see The Arsenal winning again, isn't it? The new boys are doing well - trying hard at least. Feeling a bit sorry for Theo? He did have a good run at goal before being robbed of the chance to show us what we've been missing! Still hoping we can get a good, clean win today but I wouldn't bet on it

This has got 4-4 written all over it.

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Well that was impressive , thought we might struggle , Big Sam's organisational nous and Walcott's return .
What I suspected might happen pre swansea is Özil . Mkhitaryan . Aubameyang creative combo might proof lethal .

Wouldn't be right without a little moan ...Bellerin would you please f*** off to Outer Mongolian reserves ..... he should have been an explosives expert .... he defuses so many promising attacks .... threatens to pass forward ..threatening threatening ...and then does the little cut back . .and reserve a spot for Xhaka if he makes anymore of those fifty yard back passes .

Hope we don't take the foot off the gas and cruise this half , thinking job done .
Offside , but nice confidence booster for Aubameyang.

Let's hope they don't take the foot off the accelerator/neck ...

Don't tempt fate!

It's one of the most basic rules of sport that you finish an opponent when you get them on the ropes. Why do we not seem to know that?

We don't need to concede a second any time soon or else this is going to get a bit nervy.

5-1 phew

Mikhi has impressed.
Glad Rambo gets his hattrick.

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I can't figure Wenger .... he was going to replace Ramsay .... I thought you dopey c**&*&^ you take away the incentive of the bloke scoring a hat trick ... thankfully play didn't stop , no chance of a sub and he does

That'll do it! A well deserved hat-trick if ever there was one!

Your dog LOL.

Hurleyball LOL

5-1 LOL.

Proteas vs. India tomorrow looks mouthwatering. I suspect the Saffers are going to get the &*^^((s handed to them.

I'm just after unlocking the doors LOL

AW knows best!!!
Great to see ANY of our players get a hat trick - Gawd knows it doesn't happen very often and Ramsey deserved it!

Michelle Smith LOL

Isn’t Aaron Ramsay (or Ramsey) rubbish?

Indeed Hoxton , happy for him , he often cops flak , but he worked hard and with that amount of creativity Oz, Aubameyang , Mkhitaryan , Iwobi this could be a new dawn for Ramsay .

Word of caution ... I'm not convinved we've " turned the corner " by a thirty minute purple patch .

Next few weeks will be pivotal , Arsene sorts out these maverick new players' evil ways and get's them playing true blue tippy tappy OR we stop f***ing around and play to Aubemayang's strengths .

that's sorted the Kalahari lab technician

School cadet shooting champ. 100 yds Falling plate was fun.

Take that fat Sam.
Our attack seems a bit more balanced actually. Its our defense (including GK) and defensive midfield is where we are lacking. We need a quality partner for Kos. Full backs are okay at the moment. We need a DM specialist as well.

Mixed bag today, some brilliant attacking football but also worried about how easy it was for Everton to take control of the midfield in the second half. Against a better side or on a day where our offense isn't clicking it will cost us.

Very encouraging signs from Mkhitaryan and also Aubameyang - that was a class finish.

Never like to see us beat Sam Allardyce. He seems like a nice guy and it's a fact that him and Wenger get along well.

So what does everyone think. Who got the better end of the deal. Did AW finally get one over on Mourinho or not.

Having watched the Man U game I can safely say we got the better end of the deal. Mki will be a star for us.

Jose trying to cover up his mistake by complaining about the atmosphere at Old Trafford. Come on mate can you blame the paying fans for watching that turgid rubbish.

AW knows best..............

Aren't you confusing Allardyce with Steve Bruce.

Oh yeah. Super bowl tomorrow. What!? No Rams. Stan sure delivered. Crashes out of playoffs a month ago, followed next day by Arsenal crashing out of FAC. Seems fans turned up, Rams didn't. Stan stated Rams don't have home field stadium.
Sorry couldn't resist.
Good win today for our 2 debut players. May it continue.

This is also true. The new fly half looks the business for a start.

Constantine Hatzidakis isn't a very Brexit name. Plus he's from Kent! An interloper!

Nice finish though wasn't it. Not too many in red and white dinking them in like that of late.

I think Mangala was the one who broke Gibbs' foot in the last minute of a dead CL game a few years back with a really bad tackle. I've enjoyed his haplessness since.

Yes. He was good until but Arsene Wenger destroyed him...