Thanks. I know where Uxbridge is, I know London pretty well tbf. A safe seati take it?

Owen Coyle for PM.

I wouldn't write anything off yet. I predicted (like most) a substantial Tory majority.

But I will be beyond delighted to be wrong.

Sunderland and Newcastle dampening the mood a bit though.

Ha ha says the man who must be smarting a bit after his orange man crush took a bit of a hit today.

Yes it is.

Dimbleby taking the piss out of the welsh there.

Don't know what to make of the Newcastle and Sunderland results. But not good enough to make that exit poll come true. Still think it will be a Tory majority plus DUP.

It's the *%^@*** hope that kills.

That pollster guy is giving me the jitters.

It's all over the *%^@*** shop. Swing to the Tories in Sunderland and taking seats off the SNP in Scotland. Where are Labour doing well enough to pick up 30 odd seats?????

Getting depressed again.

Tell me what to think, Darren.

he could have cleaned up a bit.

Not gonna happen Daz. Stop tormenting yourself.

Calm down, it's 2 nil.

Wasn't the exit poll two years ago wrong? I thought it suggested a hung parliament and the Tories got an overall majority. I'm simply not sure how trustworthy they are. My own guess is that the Tories will have a slim overall majority, although it is a guess. I think the probable collapse in the UKIP vote is more likely to benefit the Tories than Labour.

But I stand by my earlier post. May's rather ruthless Party (towards getting rid of leaders it sees as an electoral liability) will see to it that this will be the one and only general election in which she'll be its leader. My guess is she'll be 'persuaded' to resign at some point before the next election and be formally applauded for being a fine Party leader while she was in charge, even though in reality she'll be forced out.

I'm not Darren however I'll suggest the polls wrong. It just doesn't make sense. I can't see how labour can pick up that volume of seats.

He's rambling away not making any sense.

Can't make my mind up on that one in the red dress. Close ups are a bit underwhelming.

Pritti Patel shouting her mouth off about may, her views are loathsome but she'd properly get it though.

The carrier pigeon just arrived in Australia and I hear we're signing a bloke named Thierry Henry.

Noticed this from twitter..."The most disappointing thing about the UK election is there wasn't even a hint of Russian interference. It's like we don't matter at all."

This is *%^@*** bonkers. Btw, I'm onto a second bottle of wine so haven't a clue what's going on apart from people being on stage in Wrexham. I think this is all good though!

She is lovely to look at but what a *%^@. I have a soft crush on Sophie Raworth, Mishal Hussain and even Kuensberg. She would be a cruel mistress

Bayern Munich prepared to make Alexis Sanchez their highest paid-player with £350,000-a-week offer

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/bayern-munich-prepared-make-alexis-10587172

Jesus

IF ...you are referring to the Comey testimony I couldn't give a toss , the way I see it Americans are a braindead race of people hell bent on starting World War 3 .

It doesn't matter who is in charge they would still walz around meddling in other countries affairs because they have the military muscle .

After Brexit and Trump how can it be a surprise. Many probably just voting for the one that's not currently in power.

Give it time I'm sure CNN can cook up something .

Kurt unpacking his gear , he's like a ***^%$$ strangler fig..... he's taking over the house

..... two leaf blowers , two weed eaters , a chain saw , three sack trolleys , two LARGE motorbikes , his ute , car , four huge tool chests , two double beds , two fridges , a water blaster , weightlifting gear , two sets of golf clubs he's got more tools , drop saws , skil saws , power drills , battery drills , grinders than Bunnings , six spades , axes , picks , three pushbikes , two TV's .

Welcome home son.

Didn't realize Gibbs is 27! I keep seeing him as this 19yo breaking into the squad. 15mil is too high for him? In this day and age? I don't think so. He's a fine LB. Not Arsenal or top 4 quality but a very decent, solid LB.

http://www.sportsmole.co.uk/football/ar ... 99998.html

Everyone is trying to raid Monaco the same way Leicester got was being raided. I like Sidibe, but I hear Man Utd are also after him. He can play both full back positions as well.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/08/djibril-s ... t-6694813/

So does that mean the UK has to negotiate Brexit with itself and Europe? Maybe a Brentrance is on the cards.

One thing I've learned down the years is it does matter. The cynical policies that Clinton would probably enacted, or even good-ol'-boy Republicans, would have been vastly better than the chaos this orange dipshit is unleashing, mostly it appears, out of sheer ignorance. Apart from everything else, he's *%^@** up Nato and the GCC is record time. What a tool!

Morning all

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So, possible hung parliament or whatever the term is from what I can tell from the news. Interesting times we are in.

Strong and stable indeed.

Brexit just got even more complicated. There might be a more realistic debate on it now though.

Crickey. Where are those last four seats? Presumably in the deep hick country somewhere?

Recounts I suspect. In one seat the tellers have been sent home 'cos so knackered. In one Scottish consitutency the Tories clung on with a majority of 2.

They are just utterly mental results all round. The Scots didn't save anybody except Theresa May.

I was certainly wrong that Corbyn's dodgy national security record would undo him - it seems that austerity a much bigger issue especially for young whose turnout obviously pivotal long may it last. Direction of travel all important but we won't see any of the manifesto in a action because...sorry to be a buzz breaker here...Labour still lost by quite some margin.

The debate might be realistic but it's pretty worrying that DUP have so much power now...

The effect of Sinn Fein?
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/ju ... parliament

SF have won 7 seats. Importantly for the W'Minster dynamic, the other nationalist party, the SDLP, who are supporters of Labour of most issues have been wiped out and lost all of their 3 seats - including John Hume's seat of Foyle - surely the death knell for them as they are irrelevant now in the North of Ireland.

DUP power is worrying and frankly the Conservative Party should be condemned for getting into bed with a party that is based on religious fundamentalism and whose worldview is out of step with the rest of the UK and the Republic of Ireland. The only benefits I can see from this arrangement are - softer border than May's hard brexit; more dinero for the North possible only for it to be squandered by the DUPPERS who have their hand in the till as evidenced by a number of recent scandals relating to them that largely caused power sharing here to be suspended, possibly permanently.

I don't think anyone was expecting Labour to actually win, that that isn't much of a wet blanket. The Tories will self-destruct now, I feel.

Agreed Niall but I reckon there will be more than just a few quid. Plenty of money heading your way I reckon, the DUP will milk this for every penny. This is very dangerous for the North, how arsed will the DUP be to get the power sharing executive up and running when they can play Billy Big Bollix in London?